uShip has changed my life. Before uShip, I was an awkward and socially inept dork, but uShip has changed all that. Now I am an awkward, socially inept dork with a hot motorcycle from California. I expect that this is just the beginning of a transformation that will culminate in me recklessly throwing out my geeky pebble glasses, my nerdy pocket pen holder and my suspenders. Soon, I will be using uShip to bring in fancy 'threads' from New York and Chicago, antique furniture from the South and chic accoutrements of life from all over the country. It was the worst of times, but now uShip has made it the best of times. When it is all over and, in my dotage, I gaze Citizen Kane-like upon all the magnificence that surrounds me and defines me, the last croaky word I utter will not be Rosebud, but uShip. Let's hope my diction is clear or I will make deathbed enemies where I should be making friends. Gee! Thanks uShip!